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dirty damian 

The best most nasty sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching you.
That dirty damian sure can cook a good breakfast.
dirty damian by that wacky chick January 25, 2019

Dirty Darin 

When you bend over and have your wife whip your hairy ass with a flogger so hard it leaves bruises
Guy 1: Man, it hurts to sit down
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: my wife gave me a Dirty Darin last night

Dirty Damiano 

The best and nastiest sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching, because he loves to impress you with food.
That dirty Damiano sure can cook a good pasta carbonara.
Dirty Damiano by Mammmamia April 18, 2020

Dirty Daria 

A dirty daria is when a Swiss girl gets melted cheese poured in her ass crack and her partner dunks bread in it like a fondue.
I was skiing with my girlfriend and she let me do a dirty daria on her.
Dirty Daria by Slag12345 March 29, 2023

Dirty Darien 

Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey
He gave me a dirty Darien last night and I still feel it
Dirty Darien by Laciecane April 15, 2020

dirty darion 

When you’re a little bitch who brings your Nintendo switch to school
That nigga over there is a dirty Darion, he’s such a nerd
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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