Dirty Dangles
Dirty Dangles by candykong February 18, 2009
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Dirty Dangler
A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.
After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.
Dirty Dangler by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015
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Dirty Danglies
I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
Dirty Danglies by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Denver Dirty Dangler
Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.
This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?
Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
Denver Dirty Dangler by WordGod0985 April 3, 2010
Dirty Dangle
when a male squats over a sexual partner in such a maner that his balls and/or cock are in her mouth while his ass hole is right above her nose.
Dirty Dangle by the dirty dangler January 25, 2009
Dirty Dangle
Dirty Dangle by Dirtydanglelover October 1, 2020
Dirty-Dangler
Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
Dirty-Dangler by CheizKake May 13, 2022
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!