Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.

dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.

Dirty Dangles by candykong February 18, 2009

Dirty Dangler 

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

Dirty Dangler by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015

Dirty Danglies 

A set of smelly, unwashed testicles. Usually a ripe, pungent cheesy stank.

I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.

We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.

Dirty Danglies by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

Denver Dirty Dangler 

Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.

This does not have to occur in or around Denver.

Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?

Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.

Denver Dirty Dangler by WordGod0985 April 3, 2010

Dirty Dangle 

when a male squats over a sexual partner in such a maner that his balls and/or cock are in her mouth while his ass hole is right above her nose.

Yeah I gave that chick the dirty dangle last night

Dirty Dangle by the dirty dangler January 25, 2009

Dirty Dangle 

When a man and women do butt stuff and she blows him afterwards

I paid $100 for the dirty dangle and it was worth it

Dirty Dangle by Dirtydanglelover October 1, 2020

Dirty-Dangler

• A males unwashed genitals

• Dirty genitals of a male

• Unclean low hanging genitalia of a male

Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?

Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.

Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...

Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?

Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler

Dirty-Dangler by CheizKake May 13, 2022