Dirty Dan'd
"Yo did you hear about my man Jose? His parents straight Dirty Dan'd him."
"Oh shit, what happened?"
"Oh shit, what happened?"
Dirty Dan'd by O.G. Soggy-Biscuit November 17, 2016
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Dirty dan dan
A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see
Dirty dan dan by Smeatbeater3000 February 23, 2022
Dirty Dan Diaz
aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!
You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!
That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.
Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!
That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.
Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!
Dirty Dan Diaz by D!nk421 January 12, 2012
Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man
A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004
Dirty Dan
Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.
*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened
Dirty Dan by stonedweeb December 29, 2017
Dirty Dan
Dirty Dan by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020
Doing the Dirty Dan
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.
Doing the Dirty Dan by bobisocks April 8, 2012
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