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Dirty Delilah 

The act of covering a dick in pollen, then proceeding to stick a flower up the penis.
Simone did the Dirty Delilah with Aaron last night.
Dirty Delilah by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020

Dirty Dalila 

The act of pissing on an elderly couple no matter what the situation , also forcing the male to drink the piss while his wife watches.
i was at my nans house last night and i decided to do a dirty dalila on them i think my grandpa wants to do it again he seemed to enjoy the taste
Dirty Dalila by anal god 69 April 18, 2020

Dirty Delilah 

A woman wears a strap-on dildo and fucks a woman whilst motorboating in her fat tits then gets fucked by a woman and then they do a 3-way, resulting in both women to bite the man’s and penis off and the man sucks each woman’s tits.They all end up moaning.
After they all have oral sex, another man comes in, and both men give the women a wedgie, or vice versa followed by an abominable wedgie, all whilst only wearing bikinis the men whip them and give the women vibrators and shock collars and put them to max on they’re tits and vaginas, whilst inserting a vibrating dildo up both their pussys,the women,one putting cat ears on,one putting bunny ears on,both wearing stripper outfits,while sitting on a speaker’s microphone, aggressively jumping on it and rubbing it against their vagina and breasts, at this point they’re laying down and the men hump the women whilst using sexual torture methods, the men drink vodka from the girls mouths and vaginas and chain the girls limbs and end up torturing them very badly sexually whilst they roll their eyes back and stick takis up the mans ass, and eats and licks everything out of it.
This will take a while, and for food, they drink milk, and a lot of dairy. Do soft vore and men have to eat a lot of whipped cream, after the session, you should be shaky, now you have a choice, do it again, or at the end do any vore, or have a wedgie of the womens choice and stick a bottle of alcohol up all your privates make sure it’s tight/gaping!
Man: Hey, wanna do a dirty Delilah?
Woman 1: Sure!
Woman 2: yes!
Dirty Delilah by _Ang3l.D7st_ July 23, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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