Dirty carson

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When you realise that you dont want to be in a relationship so you drop a rock on your head.

Yo so your husband went and committed a dirty carson.

Dirty carson by Big_Carl April 13, 2020

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Dirty Carson

A guy that will fuck your brains out with his good cock. He will also eat pussy amazingly well and will surprise you in the bedroom

Omg my bf is such a dirty Carson

Dirty Carson by Killer l September 9, 2021

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dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

dirty carson by dagnel June 12, 2024

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Dirty cason

Hostile anal sex

I had dirty Cason last night

Dirty cason by Poopie hed October 1, 2021

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dirty carron

When you sit on a fist mistaking it for a dick.

Oh no I've accidentally done a dirty carron!

dirty carron by Bruh 231 November 5, 2020

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dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.

My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson

dirty carlson by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

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Dirty Cason Gardner

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.

Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"

Dirty Cason Gardner by MissClover September 19, 2022

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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