Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023

dirty carlos

much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the shit

i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana

by jordandropsdirtycarlos's February 24, 2007

Dirty Carlos

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!

I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental

by bolt451 November 17, 2009

Dirty Carlotta

While being held down by a dominant man, he fingers her anus and vagina simultaneously until she ejaculates (if she pees it is not a Dirty Carlotta but has another name), then while still dripping, sits on his face backward so that his nose is in her ass.

He was banging her good and it surprised him when she gushed on his hand and gave him a Dirty Carlotta.

by Leonard3 December 10, 2009

Dirty Cailón

Genuinely precious person, super sweet to everyone but don’t cross him, he will out-sass you until it hurts. Big heart and he doesn’t think enough of himself because he’s amazing. Social media addict who has opinions about everything, and all his reposts will make you laugh every day. Unique name, unique person, don’t lose him out of your life because you’ll never find someone like him again

Wow - is that a Dirty Cailón?! I’ve never seen one before, he’s so cool

by iBeMolly November 12, 2020

dirty cailobe

Has the ability to sarcastically fuck you while enjoying it.

I thought we were making love but instead we had a dirty cailobe.

by Sexynativesioux June 9, 2020