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Dirty Carmine 

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!
that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!
Dirty Carmine by LukeAss May 20, 2007

Dirty Camie 

When your girl grabs the hair on the back of your head and loves thrusting her hips up and down to fuck your tongue with her clit at the same time you’re curling your fingers up over and over again inside her tight little pussy hitting her g-spot until her thighs start quivering and she cums so hard all over your tongue.
Dude why’s your tongue so swollen. I had a double dirty Camie last night.
Dirty Camie by rumple24 October 30, 2020

Dirty Caine

Wow, Caine was being such a Dirty Caine today
Dirty Caine by Realguycool20 April 13, 2020

dirty el camino 

The act of pouring cherry NyQuil into your vagina. Then, you sit on your step-sibling’s face while whistling La Bamba. Usually done in a Mexican cantina in Minnesota. If it’s done outside of Minnesota, it’s known as a sparkling Kia Sedona.
“Hey, sis. I have a little tickle in my throat. Would you mind giving me a quick dirty El Camino while we are at this authentic Mexican Cantina in Minnesota? If you wouldn’t mind sharting a wild cherry Luden’s cough drop into my mouth afterwards, I would really appreciate it. I think I am coming down with a little cold.
dirty el camino by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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