Dirty Brendon 

When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.

She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!

Dirty Brendon by aqifkaperdoni May 11, 2020

Dirty Brendon 

When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).

"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"

Dirty Brendon by Dirty Fish Facts February 5, 2019

Dirty Brendon 

A homo piece of shit that thinks he's God's gift but in fact is a piece of shit that no one likes

See that guy he's a dirty Brendon

Dirty Brendon by anonymous August 5, 2021

Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

Dirty Brandon by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

dirty brenden 

Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.

Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"

dirty brenden by AnyBetter April 15, 2020

Dirty Brenton 

The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back

"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"

Dirty Brenton by Chewbacca69cum April 2, 2020

Dirty brandon the entertainer 

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

Dirty brandon the entertainer by Maatttyyy April 14, 2020