Dirty Brandi 

1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.

1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”

Dirty Brandi by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018

Dirty Bandit 

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.

"DIRTY BANDIT"

Dirty Bandit by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016

The Dirty Bandit 

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!

Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!

The Dirty Bandit by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009

Dirty Brandin 

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.

Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.

Dirty Brandin by Dirty Trash Water August 25, 2019

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

Dirty Cock Bandit by Co0ody January 14, 2008

Dirt Button Bandit 

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

Dirt Button Bandit by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

DirtyBrandy 

Sensitive yet assertive, submissive but dominant, classy yet sexy...it all depends on you!

You decide what kind of DirtyBrandy you desire tonight

DirtyBrandy by DirtyBrandy April 5, 2023