Dirty Barnes

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.

Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012

dirty barnett

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops

I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.

by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

Dirty barney

Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.

Wow, that man is a dirty Barney.

by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Dirty Barney

A booty eating bandit who steals kiddies to shred their arse.

That there is a dirty barney

by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Dirty Barnette

When your teacher has a crush on a student.

That teacher must be a dirty barnette

by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022

Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.

“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025