The act of shooting a bamboo shoot up a man's penishole while being manually stimulated by a water buffalo and an alpaca provides the lubrication via spit to the background music of Huey Lewis and the News.
I gave Tyson a dirty Andy last night and he ruined my curtains.
by Bigphish March 8, 2014
Get the dirty andy mug.
The breakfast combo of a coffee and a muffin
Bro I'm going to dunkin, want a dirty andy?
by goofyjim January 15, 2018
Get the Dirty Andy mug.
To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.
I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.
by Kronikunt420 October 4, 2018
Get the Dirty Andy mug.
someone who never changes their boxers
A dirty andy is someone who goes to new York working and and doesn't change underwear
by madferret2584 May 14, 2020
Get the Dirty andy mug.
when you give your self a bj until you cum then use it as lotion
>Dude giving your self an Dirty Andy Sonn is good for skin.

-Haha how?!

>Because the skeet is good protein for you skin!
by evan n joshh May 31, 2011
Get the Dirty andy sonn mug.