Dirty Andy

The breakfast combo of a coffee and a muffin

Bro I'm going to dunkin, want a dirty andy?

by goofyjim January 15, 2018

Dirty Andy

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.

I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.

by Kronikunt420 October 04, 2018

dirty andy

The act of shooting a bamboo shoot up a man's penishole while being manually stimulated by a water buffalo and an alpaca provides the lubrication via spit to the background music of Huey Lewis and the News.

I gave Tyson a dirty Andy last night and he ruined my curtains.

by Bigphish March 19, 2014

Dirty andy

someone who never changes their boxers

A dirty andy is someone who goes to new York working and and doesn't change underwear

by madferret2584 May 14, 2020

Dirty andy sonn

when you give your self a bj until you cum then use it as lotion

>Dude giving your self an Dirty Andy Sonn is good for skin.

-Haha how?!

>Because the skeet is good protein for you skin!

by evan n joshh October 31, 2011

dirty andi

Andi Vigneau

Dirty Andi? Oh you mean that girl on Main Street?

by Thiccymouse123 April 15, 2020

dirty andi

You know who you are, Annabelle.

Dirty Andi? Oh you mean that chick on Main Street?

by Thiccymouse123 April 15, 2020