Dirtstal

When a one night stand bails on you without putting out in the morning. She said she's late for work and has to go quickly, but not before dropping a dirty deauce in your bathroom.

Adam: Matt are you fucking kidding me!!
Matt: Uh!!
Adam: This chick took a nasty shit in my bathroom before she left, it smells soooo bad!!
Matt: Hahahahahaha.. Well did you get laid before that?
Adam: Hell No!! Its stinks so bad I can't cover it up with my own shit!!
Matt: She pulled a Dirtstal on you!

by Hogcaller November 11, 2010

dirtstache

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.

Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007

dirtbiken the dirtstar

Having a slut or pornstar on her stomach while pulling her arms backwards. At this point she sprays dung out her dirtstar like a rooster tail from a muddy dirtbike

Adam Stevens was dirtbiken the dirtstar on Jays mom, it made quite a mess.

by DA bald bull December 16, 2008

dirtytalk

on the phone;while having sex;via text msg. etc;saying nasty things to turn your partner on.

come on lets have some dirtytalk!
-talk dirty to me!
ex.whos your daddy?!
give it to me.

by noop. May 1, 2008

dirtstar

dirtstar- the way an asshole makes a little dirty "star" when "puckered up".

"get your cat's dirtstar out of my face, plz."

by Crowe Basalt April 13, 2005

dirtstainedhoody

a very talented and creative artist and tiktoker!

1: have you've seen dirtstainedhoody on tiktok?

2: oh yeah! that really awesome and cool tiktoker?

1: yep, thats them! :D

by bed_t1m3 July 11, 2021

Dirtstar

the small circular pattern left in the dirt from a sitting cat.

dude, that cat just left a beautiful dirtstar in the sand!

by Mr Tallywhacker June 20, 2006