(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)
-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.
Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind
-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbationone performs, sometimes done with boredom.
Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!
Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?
If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...
Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
A modification of the "Dirty Santa" gift exchange which entails picking a number and getting to steal someone's gift. The "Dirty Grinch" works the same way but you're allowed to add insult to injury by stealing the gift AND performing a Dirty Sanchez as you depart. Thereby leaving the victim with a shatmustache, no gift and green with envy.
My office had a Christmas Party and a Dirty Grinch gift exchange. I stole Sheila's gift and left her with a dirty sanchez but just like when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, I paid homage by using 3 fingers. She was green with envy as I enjoyed the gift of a Jack Daniels in a pewter-studded flask.
The contemplative fella spent the entire weekend sitting by the bubblingbrook, and watching the water beetles as he sipped glass after glass of Dirty Grinches.
when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.