Dirky grin

The facial expression of a person after having his face covered in hot semen.

After being the receiving member of a bukkake circle, Mike showed his Dirky grin.

by Gosset's future child June 4, 2018

dirty grinch

after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other sex partner's lubricant and previously used sex toys.

"ruthie was a dirty grinch last night. after we fucked, he stole my vibrator!"

by clairedynamo December 18, 2009

daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.

Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010

Dirty Grinch

A modification of the "Dirty Santa" gift exchange which entails picking a number and getting to steal someone's gift. The "Dirty Grinch" works the same way but you're allowed to add insult to injury by stealing the gift AND performing a Dirty Sanchez as you depart. Thereby leaving the victim with a shat mustache, no gift and green with envy.

My office had a Christmas Party and a Dirty Grinch gift exchange. I stole Sheila's gift and left her with a dirty sanchez but just like when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, I paid homage by using 3 fingers. She was green with envy as I enjoyed the gift of a Jack Daniels in a pewter-studded flask.

by An Archemedian December 13, 2009

dirty gringo

when a white guy, pulls his dick out of a mexican chicks ass and put it in her mouth and takes a piss.

i gave maria a dirty gringo last night.

by diry gringo himself August 15, 2008

Dirty Grinch

A drink made by blending Diet Coke and dill pickle seasoning.

The contemplative fella spent the entire weekend sitting by the bubbling brook, and watching the water beetles as he sipped glass after glass of Dirty Grinches.

by Mead Weaver December 10, 2025

dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012