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God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
God as Your Doorkeeper by MathPlus November 10, 2021

Doorkeeper

A Doorkeeper is the person or entity that the Seeker will encounter at the entrance to the Spirit Realm. They guide Spiritual Initiates into (and back from) the Spirit world. They help the Initiate to prepare for the journey through the door. They also assist the Initiate with safely returning from the Spirit World.
The Doorkeeper will appear when the Seeker is ready to pass through the door and into the Spirit World for Guidance. The Doorkeeper will show the Seeker the location of the door. Is is then up to the Seeker to pass through it. No one call tell you what is on the other side of the door. This you will need to experience for yourself to understand your Purpose here.
Doorkeeper by Truth Seeker By Night October 13, 2020

dinkeeter 

A driver that indicates without turning or changing lanes.
Look at that stupid dinkeeter.
dinkeeter by Not-Dinkeeter April 8, 2023
A large, rotund gut, generally covered in hair and pizza grease.
My guy, mind keeping that dreeper from dreeping all over my countertops?
dreeper by thepath0s February 13, 2018

dinkeeter 

A driver that indicates without turning or changing lanes.
Why are you indicating you stupid dinkeeter.
dinkeeter by Not-Dinkeeter April 8, 2023

Doorkeeper

An amazing, intelligent person.

An internet champion.
Hes good, but not as good as Doorkeeper
Doorkeeper by Doorkeeper October 6, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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