dirseperated

To disapear through seperation.

Ma': Look Cletus, little green men!
Cletus:...They gone done and dirseperated..
Pa': Fetch me my shotgun!

by TwistedFigure April 16, 2005

disesperated

A woman, typically a housewife or older woman, who wants sex so badly that she becomes disesperated and will fuck internet losers.

Pornhub: Are you tired of masturbating? Fuck disesperated housewives instead!
Guy in mum's basement: Sounds good...

by Stanley O’Tools March 23, 2024