dipshittiness 

One's level and/or quality of dipshit.

Desmonds' dipshittiness was above average for most 3 year olds.

dipshittiness by Michael Lorraine March 1, 2014

dipshittedness 

Adjective; The essence of being a dipshit.

His attempt to demean her for her hobbies on Facebook portrayed am amount of dipshittedness reserved for people with the last names Bush and Kardashian.

dipshittedness by Crackhead Etymologist December 13, 2015

dipshitidness

A pile of dipshit applied as an adjective.

As in "I can't really believe the dipshitidness of all of this"

dipshitidness by roscolux02 May 10, 2018