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Diotti is a very cool person sometimes can be a little harsh but he can be one of the best people to hang around. Diotti is not really a good falling in love type of person but he does his best but always expect for him to put his brothers over you. But most of all Diotti is a very money minded person he always block everything out his way when it comes to him putting money in his pockets he also has a very good heart , he can be a little hard to be able to be around because he is very picky on who he wants to hang around him just don’t make him get to his angry side and he also is a very open minded person and lastly he is very genuine n caring once you start hanging with him I promise you would love the good side of him but hate the bad side
Hard working, intelligent, dispassion, creative = Diotti
Diotti by Zayvon_fly December 30, 2020
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Slippery Dottie 

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.
Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`
Slippery Dottie by yankking November 21, 2009
Related Words
Diotti • ditties • dottie • Dotting • Dotti • Dottin • Dioitis • Diotic • diotima • diotted

Whanahooloo-Ditti-Caca 

A fake country used for false examples and percentages. Used for show.
Did you know, that 73% of the population of Whanahooloo-Ditti-Caca believe that their neighbor to the left, is a witch.
A brilliantly innovative, creative and intelligent woman. She has the ability to make anyone feel powerful and excited to be a live. Her funny and playful demeanor will brighten your day. She can be stubborn to have her own way and will fight for what she is determined to have. If you are respectful and loving to her, she will be devoted to you whether a lover or a friend. She is romantic, compassionate and above all hardworking. Her laughter is contagious and she tends to easily laugh until it hurts. She is great at the arts, dancing, music and design. Everyone needs one 'Dotti' in their life.
Dottiintelligentcreativeinnovativepowerfullaughingdevotedromanticcompassionatehardworkingartisticdancemusicdesignrespectfuldeterminedstubbornplayful
Dotti by Lydia the tatoo lady! February 4, 2010

DOTTING COTTON 

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.
DOTTING COTTON by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006
a very unattractive female troll. Indigenous to under bridges and also found in sewers.
Kenny: Before i could pass the bridge i was asked three questions by the dottis.
Bill: Well did you get them right?
Kenny: No, so i had to pay the troll toll.
Bill: That sucks but at least she didn't rape you.
Special People. These people should walk around with bubble wrap and knee pads, and should use caution around doors and snowy roofs. Can, and will, make a huge fool of themselves daily and doesn't really care because that is their reason for being here. But all being said a Much nicer than most people deserve, and the best friend that anyone could ever have. Will do anything for you and will do it with a smile.
Dottie, Sigh

She did what? Typical Dottie
Dottie by VTtoME February 16, 2009
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