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Dioitis

Being completely dumb as fuck in school. Similar to "senioritis",
but is ten times worse. The art of slacking in all of your classes, and breakdancing instead of doing your guided readings for Mrs. Lienau.
"Yo nigga ya boi got sum srs dioitis"

"Ya dawg, he dumb as fuqq in dat class, all dat nigga ever do is bboy"
by hayden oddfuture reguindin January 10, 2014
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Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.
Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!
by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009
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lost in digitisation

Humour, sarcasm, irony etc losing its effect when told over SMS, IM or other social networking media.
Person 1: "Hey, did you get that hilarious text message I sent you yesterday afternoon?"

Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"
by aundii September 15, 2010
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digitis infamous

Flex your forearm, clench your fist, and extend the digitis infamous.
by Anatomy Student July 2, 2009
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Digitise

Scottish term meaning to sexually stimulate a woman with ones finger, This move has been known to be a stealthy manouver, commonly used on busy dance floors, Disco's etc...
"I was dancing with this bird and I tried to digitise her but she was having none of it..."
by Lindsay Cunningam January 29, 2007
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Dijitis

Dijitis (pronounced di-jite-iss) is a condition causing severe depression and social anxiety for those in environments where dick jokes and other hilarious content would not be acceptable.
This work party is giving me Dijitis. Let's find a bar so we can talk about boss giving me a blumpkin.
by TEEJ! June 28, 2011
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Dinoitis

Very contagious disease that spreads very rapidly when around Dino. Symptoms may include constant trips to restroom , abnormally passing gas , chills , sweats , or sever stomach pains. If come across Dinoitis please take "lipton tea-bags" as it tends to help out within seconds.
by Perrito August 19, 2013
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