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dingleturd 

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW
i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!
dingleturd by Veeks August 3, 2007

dingtard 

Any person who is from, or resides in a village by the name of Cardington, and is uncapable of simple tasks.
Wow how could he fuck that up?! He MUST be a dingtard!
dingtard by monsterbingebro December 6, 2010

dinkeltard 

You, sir, are a dinkeltard.
dinkeltard by cuntymcfee October 20, 2012

dingledard 

A dingle dard is used as an insult if some sort.
"You are such a dingledard!"
dingledard by MistyandJade July 25, 2023

sir dinglefard 

the almighty creator of the league of dinglefards
Obama: let me offer you my family as a payment, sir dinglefard
sir dinglefard by cacafard420 July 20, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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