"Ok, so get this. I installed Ubuntu on my Macbook (I played some Mario Paper on my Wii while it was installing) and used Firefox to watch videos of Ron Paul telling some crazy Nazi neocons to STFU cuz they sound like Jack Thompson--"
the word dink meaning peins and the word tard meaning retard combined. basicaly calling someone a retarted penis. this name applies for any males who have done something very stupid or have just been a real jerk.
Where the individual proceeds to receive a blumpski (a blumpkin after taking a poopski) resulting in the formation of dingleberries with the ejaculaiton sauce used in an angry dragon which in turn puts out the fire started by reverse charizading.