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Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways
John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy
Ding dong ass by Wonky slush February 1, 2021

asshole ding 

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.
asshole ding by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008
a word used to describe one's male offspring during the puberty process.
Wow Tom, you need to lose that dingass attitude when you speak to me!
dingass by EEDDDDDDDDOOOOO December 2, 2013
Mixture between a dingbat and dumbass
You're such a fucking dingass
Dingass by brandonr12 April 13, 2017
Dingass meaning dumb or retarted
Wow Doug your a real dingass
Dingass by dicoresearch June 28, 2021
a highly clueless person that generally tends to be smart
regular person: “Hey bro what’s your gpa?”
dingass: “4.6”
regular person: “damn, you’re pretty smart.”
dingass: “yeah, I keep asking my mom’s stepbrother for help with my homework when he comes over. he’s pretty smart!”

who’s gonna tell ‘em?
dingass by whytrywhenyoucanfly October 21, 2023