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dipportunity 

leaving class when the professor is distracted or helping other students.
Yo Danny, should we take advantage of

dipportunity? "Hell yeah man, lets roll!"
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dumportunity 

An opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (Dumportunist, noun)
Before arriving to the party, Bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. As the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. Bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.

Disporter 

a person who sells goods or materials in its own person without official permission for public display and sale.
Disporters of dairy products
Disporter by Marc2.0 June 20, 2023
When your eyes see multiple of the thing infront of you.
Omg I see disportia of you”
Disportia by Optometrist February 17, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026