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Dilly Dink 

Guy:Will you touch my Dilly dink

Girl: Oh, you mean your downstairs
Dilly Dink by Nemo, Dory, Marlin August 16, 2008

dolly dinkle 

Second rate. Espescially, a mediocre dance studio. One that teaches enraptured youngsters in tutus about the proper use of jazz hands.
That is completely dolly dinkle!
dolly dinkle by Tom Hamster June 5, 2007

Dillydicking 

I wish Bob would make up his mind where he wants to go tonight.. He keeps Dillydicking around
Dillydicking by ezzy4863 March 4, 2011

Dillynink 

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.
Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.
Dillynink by Rakis June 14, 2018

dillywinker 

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes
Jessica is such a dillywinker
dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022
A very small dick usually found on males named Preston.
I don't want to close my legs because it will hurt my dillyding.
dillyding by fumbles14 December 9, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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