Dildo Munch 

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

Dildo Munch by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010

Dildo Munch 

a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.

Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.

Dildo Munch by Rob and John January 27, 2009

dildo muncher 

one that likes munching dildos.

"Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"

dildo muncher by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007