Refers to the incredibly weak and lame TMP from Counter Strike.Invented by a man named Bob
Bob:Hey i did it! I invented a new gun Lee:That looks like your wifes vibrator on the end of a Mac
Alex:Yeah that looks like a Dildo gun Bob:DONT MOCK ME!
Lee:Test it out then
Bob:Ok(points dildo gun at Alex.Fires)
Unloads clip on Alex
Alex:You suck,that didnt do shit
Bob:I know.......
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.