Dilbert Special 

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.

While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special

Dilbert Special by The Avengerer October 4, 2010

Dilbert score 

The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.

Elon has a Dilbert score of 10

Dilbert score by Snootboy November 26, 2023

Schmucky Dilbert 

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

Schmucky Dilbert by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

Delbert Syndrome

When you are socially incompitent and have the need to say the n-word every 5 minutes.

"Omg this dude has Delbert syndrome"

Delbert Syndrome by Big Drippa January 28, 2021

little dilberts 

slang for "toes"

My little dilberts are cold, I think I'll stick them in this here fire.

little dilberts by Tommy T.S. September 15, 2003

little dilberts 

heroine type doobies

hey pass me those little dilberts

little dilberts by Chang September 15, 2003