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Dikziperator 

A device used to treat impotence , a derogatory condition usually caused by stress, shock, excessive jacking off to images and porn,alcoholism and other forms of substance abuse, clogged blood vessels, multiple sclerosis and white mans disease.

The Dikziperator is an automated device that delivers precisely timed electrical currents from the victims anal walls through the urethral orifice causing the penis to expand in width to maintain an erection and the ability to achieve an erection. A ten centimeter adhesive electrode pad is placed on the anus and the electrodes send information to the penis and an analysis of the level of impotence is then transferred to the Dikziperator. Therapeutic electric shocks are then delivered providing enough shock to start rhythmical contractions.

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The Dikziperator is made in USA, a mark of Quality.

A Survey by Consumers Reports, an increase in consumer spending on Dikziperators has contributed to a growth in the American economy.

Black Americans are of the minority that find no use for a Dikziperator.
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