dikes

A slang term for a pair of diagonal side cutters.

Electrician: I can't find my dikes anywhere, but I found my strippers.

by electrician971 March 21, 2011

Dikes on Spikes

1. A particularly husky group of (typically) softball or field hockey players, much more likely to be seen munching rug then giving shady blow jobs behind the dumpsters.

"What a large group of husky and offensive looking women"

"Yeah, they're your regular dikes on spikes. I bet the locker room smells like a tuna boat after a game."

by My Name is Kurt September 23, 2009

dikes on spikes

(n) A typical group of female softball players.

I don't get those twinkie pounding dikes on spikes!

by jey k July 5, 2009

yikey dikes!

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.

Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

Mr Dikes

Mr Dikes is a name associated with a pedo who likes to tickle little boys Mr dikes is a scary man.

Omg stop touching that little boy your suck a Mr Dikes

by Daddy aka ossian June 17, 2019

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

by joseph blough April 8, 2022