The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.
a digital pundit; someone who likes to goonline and offer opinions on everything on sites that encourage viewers to offer such feedback; the accumulation of all this material is called reviewage.
Every time he goes online, he likes to leave his opinion on whatever he reads or sees, even when he doesn't really know what he's talking about; he's the biggest digidit I know.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.