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uc san diego 

Located on an oceanside cliff in sunny La Jolla, UC San Diego is one of the world's top institutions for producing researchers, innovators, and awkward engineers. It is consistently ranked #1 by Washington Monthly, a magazine that nobody reads. As California's unofficial science department, UCSD research discovered the first evidence for climate change, the cause of diabetes, and a colony of endangered ants living in Chancellor Khosla's mustache. Its mascot, King Triton, is well-known as the most badass eunuch of all time.

UC San Diego is minutes from most of San Diego's world-class attractions. But if you're looking for UCSD students, you'll find them napping at Black's Beach wishing they could surf, waiting in line at TapEx, or hiding from social interaction in Geisel Library. Despite not having a football team, students find things to do, like studying for midterms between raves.

UCSD was designed with a unique six-college system, to give freshmen an easy conversation starter. These colleges (Revelle, Muir, Marshall, Warren, Roosevelt, Sixth) are considered pretty equal, except for Sixth. Campus-wide traditions like the legendary Sun God Festival unite the colleges as one university.

Out of its 200,000 graduates, UCSD has produced exactly four famous alumni: Nick Woodman, who founded GoPro, and those three interchangeable Asians from Wong Fu Productions. The other 199,996 are all out there somewhere, still complaining about not having gotten into Berkeley.
Even with triton eye, it's harder to find a parking spot than a hot girl at UC San Diego.
uc san diego by trising July 28, 2016
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San Diego Sidecar 

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.
My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.
San Diego Sidecar by jdaddybru December 10, 2017

cedric diggory 

the only man ever. he carried goblet of fire. period.
no one:

absolutely no one:
cedric diggory: *breathes*
me: passes out and is 32 months pregnant <3
cedric diggory by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

Diego Brando 

Johnny:I thought Diego Brando's were fucking extinct!
Diego: think again crippled cowboy!
Diego Brando by Fukboi Joestar November 27, 2019

Cedric Diggory 

The man of my dreams. He is hot, a hufflepuff like myself, strong, handsome, and did I mention he is the most wonderful human/wizard being EVER.
I don’t care if Cedric Diggory is dead, I love him!
Cedric Diggory by simpforcedric September 10, 2020