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Diet Soda
The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'
"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."
Diet Soda by yourfriendlyfreckleface July 11, 2016
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Diet Soda
A liqid substance that was created for fat Americans who kept drinking high calorie soda.
A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
Person 1)
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"
Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"
Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"
Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"
Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."
Diet Soda by Brent Weber March 5, 2009
diet soda offset
The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.
diet soda offset by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
flat diet soda
Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!
flat diet soda by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006
Sugarfree Diet Soda
Nuclear waste. DO NOT CONSUME. Not recommended under any conditions. Drink Sand, not sugarfree diet soda.
Sugarfree Diet Soda by Xbot5432 January 22, 2007
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