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i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking 

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

please die 

A answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullshit any longer.
Wow, _______ your really fucking annoying, please die
please die by Kra$y Life April 6, 2017

Please Die 

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.
Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...
Please Die by FuckAllOfYou... April 22, 2017

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PLEASE DIE by iM tHe BaKa February 22, 2022

Please don't die 

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.
I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.
Please don't die by Totes Wild July 14, 2014

Mad Cow Displease 

Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow
Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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