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Diddy ahh blud 

A combination of words used by retards on Instagram reels and YouTube shorts to describe pedophiles and other assorted degenerates.
guy: I like kids
dumbass: diddy ahh blud ! :skullemoji:
Diddy ahh blud by singularity22 February 26, 2025
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Dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

A Diddy blud who is not interested in the acts of learning and is a massive predator with a face of a chud while being a dumb ducking chud
bro: How does bro like cp like a diddy blud that used the crazy ahh dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

me: No dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud has nuh in they buh. You chud.

Goofy ahh diddy blud 

A diddy blud (like Drake) who's so ducking goofy, he makes you cringe on his behalf.
Guy: Yes, I'm a proud lolicon, why do you ask? And please do make it quick... I have a palate of teas and crumpets to partake in! Muehehehe...! 🧐
Me: Shut yo google chrome chicken bone ahh up, you goofy ahh diddy blud! 😂
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