Diddy Shlong 

A YouTube rapper who makes rap songs that usually have terrible beats. Often seen on a track with fellow YouTube rapper Semen Demon.

Did you hear that new Diddy Shlong?

Diddy Shlong by Diddy Shlong August 5, 2020

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

shlong diddy kong by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

shlong diddly 

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

shlong diddly by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

daddy schlong legs 

One sexy ass spider

Person 1: OH FUCK KILL IT, ITS A SPIDER!
Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room

daddy schlong legs by Schlong legs February 4, 2018

long daddy schlong 

Bryce's penis

You have a long daddy schlong

long daddy schlong by Milf Licker April 15, 2017

daddy shlongdon 

he is the big daddy and Ella just cant wait to feed his hungry eyes.
daddy Warbucks has a large and useful shlong
he will help you to feel less alone in the big apple
he likes orphaned children

idk why we call him daddy Shlongdon
10/10 would do again.

oh yah, Dans' coming, Megan can make it, tom's gonna be late, but daddy Shlongdon called, he's caught up at the orphanage.

daddy shlongdon by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021