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diddley squat

I went to Vegas this weekend and won diddley squat!
diddley squat by flippytale January 16, 2004
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Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.
Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.

diddly squat

You know diddly squat about anything.
diddly squat by Anonymous June 16, 2003

jack diddly squat 

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing
Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

diddly squat

diddly squat aint but nuthin’ at all
I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

didley squat 

absolutely nothing
My two lazy children have been up to didley squat all day long!
didley squat by retired hot momma August 16, 2009

diddly-squat 

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing
when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.
diddly-squat by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2014
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