When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle
Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
by Captain Catsquid November 17, 2017
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