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dicktor scale 

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
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Dicktor Scale 

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.
"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
Dicktor Scale by Awkward. June 7, 2014

dictor scale 

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
dictor scale by brentionary September 6, 2013

Dickter Scale 

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.
J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry
Dickter Scale by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

Dickter Scale 

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.
Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!
Dickter Scale by Archerdog March 17, 2012

Dickter Scale 

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.
Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.
Dickter Scale by RTD2 September 4, 2013

dickter scale

Measures the magnitude of the after shocks you have after ejaculating.
Man after I blew last night I had an after shock of 10 on the dickter scale.
dickter scale by IcyOtter February 20, 2026
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