Definitions by Awkward.

Shenanigans

Calling Bullshit.

1:"I fell out a roller coaster at the weekend"
2:"I call Shenanigans"

3:"Oh Shenanigons, I really fu**ed up this time."

Shenanigans by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Brabusters 

Boobs.

"My Brabusters are tiny, I wish they were like yours..."

"Megan Fox's Brabusters are HUGE, that's just PFM"

Brabusters by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Girl Udders 

Boobs and lactating out of nipples

"A baby sucks their mother's Girl Udder(s), this is lactating"

"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"

"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"

Girl Udders by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Dicktor Scale 

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

Dicktor Scale by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Karmageddon 

The end of the world caused by an individuals bad actions (or karma) but can be held back by the same or another individual good actions (or positive karma).

The better the action the more time it preserves the world. The worse the action is how the world ends, it may vary from raining cows, all the planets go into the sun or a zombie apocalypse.

"Did you just get a 12 year old girl pregnant? It's going to be Karmageddon for us all tonight then."

"Did you just save that old woman from drowning in her toilet? Karmageddon won't hit for a while! You are PFM"

Karmageddon by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Bare Drobe 

A wardrobe (usually belonging to a male) which is filled with minimal amount of clothes

"Whoa Chris you have one Bare Drobe..."

"I sent my Mom to go shopping for me because I have a Bare Drobe"

"My friend thinks I have clothesphobia because I have a Bare Drobe"

Bare Drobe by Awkward. June 7, 2014