Dickshed

Slang for a slut or whore.

That girl has done it so much, shes a dickshed.

by ReDevil October 16, 2009

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

dick shed

the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.

"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."

by chris sterling March 10, 2008

urban dickheditor

Urban dictionary editors who reject your definition even though it meets all the publishing guidelines.

Bob: I made this great definition, submitted it to urban dictionary, and they rejected it even though it met all of the publishing guidelines.

Pete: Sounds like it got reviewed by one of their "urban dickheditors".

by king_con January 1, 2011

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

Dicksheep

Someone with a weak sex game.

Jared is a dicksheep, his girlfriend hasn't finished the past 3 weeks.

by Spoopydragon July 5, 2016

dicksheath

A synonym for vagina. A place to put your penis.

Dude, her dicksheath is bigger than an elephant's! I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in!

by chanola August 28, 2007