Dicks in my hand 

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

Dicks in my hand by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

Dick in my hand 

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

Dick in my hand by Holden5986 December 18, 2012

Dick In My Hand 

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

Dick In My Hand by BgKen May 7, 2011

Sword and a dick in my hand 

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

Sword and a dick in my hand by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

Dick In My Hand 

It could be a reference to male pride, but in order to explain Sonny's usage of the phrase in The Godfather, it goes a little deeper. The word dick can also mean "nothing", and in Sonny's case I think "hand" has a double meaning. He means it literally and figuratively. If it's a reference to male pride, it's in the sense of the phrase "wearing only a smile", meaning that Michael would come out of the bathroom with nothing but his pride. More literally, Sonny wanted Michael to actually have the gun in his hand when he exited the men's room.

Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand.

Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.

Dick In My Hand by fizzle December 28, 2005

Dick In My Hand 

A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.

Mystikal: I came up in the club with my dick in my hand!....

Dick In My Hand by The Great Houdini December 7, 2004