Skip to main content

Dickweed 

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
Dickweed by Phuqit October 11, 2006
Related Words

Dickweed 

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed
Dickweed by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015

Dickneck 

A long neck dinosaur or a colloquial greeting amongst friends
Whaddup Dicknecks!!

Look at that dickneck.
Dickneck by Brit5 September 10, 2020
Dick acne. Essentially, a whitehead or blackhead found on the frenulum.
I bet if I wasn't circumcised, I probably wouldn't be getting any dickne.
dickne by Beer Hunter April 21, 2006

Dickneedle 

someone who acts like an ass for reasons unknown. Probably because they hate their lives for one reason or another.
Ishu is such a Dickneedle. Why does he keep acting like this?
Dickneedle by bob4561234 January 22, 2019