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dickneck 

An old person who covers their neck to hide their age.
Hey Nardine did you see the size of Debs collar?
Yeah Vick she's a dickneck.
dickneck by Sticks Tweeks May 16, 2008

dickneck 

1. Terminology used to describe a bad poker player
2. Description of a person who's neck resembles a dick
3. A real asshole
"Jesus tit this guy plays like a dickneck!"
"What a dickneck move!"
dickneck by Cunty Spice July 28, 2006

dickneck 

penis cleavage - or showing everything of your penis but the head. also known as the shaft.
Hey that guys pants are so low I can see his dickneck.
dickneck by buttercheese November 17, 2009

dickneck 

a rather insulting term used to describe/call that one person in everyones group of friends that is generaly disliked.
dan-" hey guys! no one told me that we were all hanging out today!?"
mike-"shut up dickneck"
dickneck by -Kb! March 16, 2008

dickneck 

A serious and potentially painful condition which the neck becomes ridgid and stiff from blowing me too much
Sha-ney-ney told me she woke up with a wicked case of dickneck from blowing me too much.
dickneck by thejerks1980 October 16, 2011

Dickneck 

Dickneck pronounced (DiK neK) : The whole body part from shoulders up constitutes being a dick, not a dicknose, dick face or dick head. Its being the ultimate dick! no comebacks, no counter, once your a dickneck, you've lost the battle.
Phil: Mikey, you're a dumbass, you don't understand the fundamentals of the argument, clearly it is better to have an independent judiciary as a balance of power to the electorate, not the other way around.

Mikey: Shut up..... Dickneck.

End of conversation.
Dickneck by Mongolian Li February 5, 2008