Dickmook

one who worships the dick.

Willing to go to great measures to obtain relations with the male reproductive organs

that guy is such a dickmook

by JRudd January 14, 2008

Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

by Leb11 May 22, 2021

dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

dickmoon

The phase of the moon in which the girls that wanted nothing to do with you last week, want your dick this week

"All the chicks at the bar were horny tonight. Must be the dickmoon"

by Bren2700 May 18, 2018

Dicklooker

A person who stares at male genitalia for envy or their own amusement.

I had to pee in the woods, and I saw a dicklooker waiting behind the tree.

by John T Madcap December 11, 2025