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DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.
Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?
DickDonald's by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
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DcMonalds 

Refers to McDonalds
Also Micky D's ~ Dicky M's
DcMonalds by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

Dickdonald's

A McDonald's meal bought with money acquired from giving a blowjob.
"God damn, that dickdonald's was good. Eating meat made me hungry."
Dickdonald's by HermanIsABoomer August 4, 2021

Dick Monalds

One of the largest fast-food chains in the world. famous for their "-1-piece mc chugget", in which they perform an appendectomy on the customer, serving them a portion of their surgically removed appendix.
Smohn Jith: Did you guys go to dick monalds again?
Leonard: haha yes I love dick monalds!
James Corden: I am jame corend.
Both: holy shit it's jame corenmd
Dick Monalds by Dick monalds fan November 15, 2023

Dickdonald's

Someone with Political motivation of use of certain brands ,mostly food and beverage frenchized brands to associate himself/herself or political party to them as a free rider for certain political goals such as moving polling results in a free and fair election.
Hey Dan.DId you hear that Marshall got elected as the vice president in timer corporation ?

Dan: That Dickdonald's wouldn't be elected even for a duck farm without tying himself to that hamburger brand.
Dickdonald's by TourageKnight September 18, 2025
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