Dicklajon 

Various levels of Canwoods

How many dicklajons do you think it is?

Dicklajon by Gooses123 May 30, 2021

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

Dickladon by King Shadow November 24, 2017

dicklatonin 

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

dicklatonin by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020

dickaroni 

when a boy drinks too much or does too many drugs and can't get it up, thus resulting in a limp dick

did you hook up with sloan last night?
no, he got dickaroni

dickaroni by sarahbeara18916354654 November 15, 2010

Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.

"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"

Dickladon by Niggar? October 19, 2017

dicklong stroke 

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

dicklong stroke by sloth dick September 2, 2015

Dicklaryngitis 

Laryngitis typically causes symptoms of larynx (voice box) including hoarseness, loss if voice, sore and swollen throat. The Cause is deepthroat job done well!

Susan was unable to use her voice to present her speech for media class on Monday due to her date Saturday resulting in her dicklaryngitis.

Dicklaryngitis by Tisi Edgewalker April 3, 2020