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Dicklajon

Various levels of Canwoods
How many dicklajons do you think it is?
by Gooses123 May 30, 2021
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Dickladon

Hey Dickladon hows your day?
by King Shadow November 24, 2017
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dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin
Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!
by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020
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dickaroni

when a boy drinks too much or does too many drugs and can't get it up, thus resulting in a limp dick
did you hook up with sloan last night?
no, he got dickaroni
by sarahbeara18916354654 November 15, 2010
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Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.
"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"
by Niggar? October 19, 2017
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dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick September 2, 2015
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Dicklaryngitis

Laryngitis typically causes symptoms of larynx (voice box) including hoarseness, loss if voice, sore and swollen throat. The Cause is deepthroat job done well!
Susan was unable to use her voice to present her speech for media class on Monday due to her date Saturday resulting in her dicklaryngitis.
by Tisi Edgewalker April 3, 2020
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