dicking the dog
dicking the dog by billy kelley March 26, 2004
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Dicking the Dog
A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
Dicking the Dog by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Dicking the dog
Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.
Dicking the dog by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020
dickin' the dog
dickin' the dog by huskershaun November 2, 2007
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