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Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

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Dirty Zach

When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!

I walked in on big daddy Kev giving a dirty Zach to the maintenance guy.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

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