dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

by FYGITA July 21, 2009

dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015

dickbeaters

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

by jokers1234 July 9, 2010

dickbeaters

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

by Roox December 1, 2011

Dickbeaters

Ever hear someone walk in the rain with crocs on? Ok then…

Look at those dickbeaters she has on

by Izmaster August 7, 2022

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004