blerk

to fart, shit, and spew simultaneously

I don't think I'll be able to go out tonight..I have a bad case of the blerk.

by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015

dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!

by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015

bird pussy

being very elevated

Dude, those people are higher than bird pussy.

by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015

red-headed step child

a crazy, aggressive fucking fire-crotch of a disturbed family

I'm going to beat your ass like a red-headed step child.

by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015

Popsicle stand

a very shitty place to be

Let's blow this fucking Popsicle stand

by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015