Definitions by Roox

spinkterclinch

for men the act of taking a leak and realizing you have to shit while at a urinal. to painful to stop pissing, results in a weird facial expression or strange stomach noises while trying to hold back the shit.

Man I had to piss and then spinkterclinch so I wouldn't shit myself

spinkterclinch by Roox December 1, 2011

dickbeaters 

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

dickbeaters by Roox December 1, 2011